A few 'thought-of-the-day' type one-liners spotted on notice boards outside churches, here in Bombay...
"Give Satan an inch, and he'll become a ruler"
Because Satan is exactly 11 inches tall, of course... :p
"Even a fish would not get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut"
Well, fish are just known for getting into trouble left, right and centre, aren't they? :-)
"Everyone is gifted, just that some people never open their package"
Ahem...! :p
