Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Guide

Well, it was nicer in my head.


The couple walks through the gates. Every guide in the vicinity jumps at the sight of them. The two are unmistakenly foreigners, their fairness stark against the brown sea milling around them. The guides swarm around them hungrily, shouting, pushing, scavengers fighting over a fresh carcass. The girl shrinks back in fear.

‘English? French? I give you tour in your language!’

‘Guide? Guide? Approved guide, see pass!’

‘Sir, Madam, guide, please! Best rate!’

The man desperately looks around, hunting for an escape route. Then he spots the old man, standing to one side, looking at him calmly. A white card hangs around his neck, marking him as an approved guide. The man pulls his partner through the mob encircling them, furiously shaking his head, and walks up to the old man.

‘Guide?’

The old man smiles encouragingly at the couple, and leads them away. He walks them through the fort and its grounds, pointing out courts, battlements, gardens. He tells them stories about the kings who had ruled an empire from the fort, and the soldiers that had died defending its walls. He spins tales about the courtiers who conspired to overthrow the royalty, and the nautch girls who conspired to seduce them.

He’s not like the other guides. Where they see ruins, he sees majesty. Where they see barren land, he sees sprawling gardens. Where they see stones, he sees edifices. And most importantly, while they expound facts, he tells stories.

To him, these aren’t just ruins of a castle, stones spared from the depredations of time, silent markers of the passing of something that once was. They’re stories; every crumbling pillar and forlorn arch a page in the tale of the people that had once lived under them.

They speak to him, these ruins. Ramparts that proudly bear the scars of scores of failed attacks, gnarled trees that gently whisper of the poets who found inspiration in their cool shade, walls that coyly recount the conquests they’ve borne witness to.

He shares these stories with his customers, or at least, he tries to. But mostly, they don’t want to listen, don’t want to see what he sees. They want cold, hard, facts, and keep the guff to yourself, we’ve got five more places to see, thank you very much.

This couple’s different, though, they actually listen to him. They drink in the tales he weaves, and before he knows it, they’ve covered the entire fort. The young man asks him how much he needs to pay, the old man just shrugs and smiles, whatever you feel is right. They end up paying him a little over the offical rate. Not much, considering how little it is for them in their currency, but he doesn’t mind, he liked them.

The rest of the day isn’t so good, though. The younger, more aggressive guides always get more customers than he does, but today’s even worse than usual. He stands at his usual spot, smiling at the people who walk past, but no one stops. Mostly people just hire the first guide who approaches them, and he can’t jostle with the younger ones any more.

As the day wears on, it gets hotter. The hot sun beats down upon the stone walkway, its rays bouncing back off the smooth surface. He waits patiently, moving only to wipe his brow with a faded handkerchief. Eventually the heat gives way to the merciful evening, and the sun falls below the horizon.

The smile on his face is the same for every tourist who passes by; he learnt to keep it that way a long time ago. As the shadows lengthen, the flow of visitors slows to a trickle, but he gives each one of them the same smile. Only the barely perceptible tightness at the corners of his eyes belies the resignation in his soul. Finally the sun sets, plunging the fort into darkness. He takes one last look at the silhouettes around him, their contours softened by the darkness. For a brief moment, he lets his imagination take over, visualising the way the fort would have been when it was alive. Then he turns, and sets off along the road to his home.

As he walks back, he fingers the pitiful few notes in his pocket. He wonders what it would have been like, back in the days of kings and empires. He’d have liked to be one of those storytellers of old, those favourites of the royalty who entertained them with tales about the world. He imagines what it would have been like, standing in the centre of the court, narrating a tale of awe and wonder, of beauty and bravery, every person in the room hanging onto his every word…

Her voice jerks him back to the present, high and shrill. ‘There you are, you lazy bum! It’s about time you got back! How much did you make today?’

He timidly hands over the money to her, without saying a word.

‘Is that all?!,’ she shrieks. ‘Did you spend all day sleeping?! This is what you expect to me to run a house on? Do you know how much even potatoes cost nowadays?’

He mumbles his excuses, his head lowered. He knows they won’t work.

‘You’re unbelievable. Why don’t you make more of an effort to get customers, you oaf? They won’t fall from heaven onto your lap!’

She bustles away, still shouting. He exhales, and lowers himself into a chair. She comes back in a few minutes, bangs a plate of food on the table in front of him, and walks off in a huff. He eats alone, grateful for the silence, and then goes out into the backyard.

He doesn’t blame her, she’s used to better things. When he was young, he had a proper job, in the refinery. He was good at his work, and hoped to become foreman one day. Then came the day when the doctor said he had to leave, if he wanted to live; his lungs were functioning at half their capacity. He couldn’t find another, and had to resort to being a tourist guide, at the fort. They have a son, who works in the big city, and sends home money whenever he can, but it never goes far.

He sits and watches the sky, ragged clouds passing by, grey on purple. Stars twinkling through their straggling tendrils, the old, old face of the moon looking down over him. He thinks about times gone by, and slowly, ever so softly, sleep steals over him.

The next morning, he’s back at his usual spot, smiling at the tourists passing by. This morning, he gets lucky, he’s onto his second set of customers already. This one’s slightly unusual, it’s a father with a young daughter. He wonders briefly about her mother, but then puts the thought out of his mind.

He doesn’t plan to narrate many stories to these two, the impatience on the face of the father is all too familiar to him. However, something in the daughter’s eyes changes his mind. He stops holding back himself, and lets the story become a part of him. He speaks and enacts, he gestures and mimes, and hits the high points with a flourish. The girl’s eyes become wider and wider, as she hangs onto every word of his, rapt. And when he shows them the view from the highest parapet, and tells the tale of the spectacles that the privileged few witnessed from this vantage point, sketching it out for them in vivid detail, drawing pictures with his words, the girl’s mouth shapes into a perfect ‘O’.

And suddenly, for a moment, all of the hardships in his life cease to matter. The penury, the hopelessness, the daily struggle for existence; all fade away. Because for that one moment, he’s not a guide... He’s a storyteller.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Bring It On!

It’s a rainy Tuesday morning. The world is one big, wet ball of gray. There’s water everywhere you look; fat drops falling from the sky, clammy mists swirling around, eddies gushing across the street, puddles lurking in corners. No matter how big an umbrella you’re under, it finds a way to get to you. It falls at an angle to drench your nether regions, it collects on the pavement to seep into your shoes, it splatters on you off the umbrellas of others, it gets splashed on you by inconsiderate drivers.

But this post is not about the rain. It’s about me.


And the fact that I’m not wet.

Yes, you heard that right… I’m dry! I’m brilliantly, gloriously, blessedly dry! :D

How, you ask? How on earth did even the lastknight, being strong of will and brave at heart, accomplish this seemingly impossible feat? Well, with a simple insight… No knight ever rode out to battle without his suit of armour! :P

Right, so it had been raining since yesterday afternoon. When I went to bed it was raining, and when I woke up in the morning, the first sound I heard was – surprise surprise – the sound of rain! And rather heavy rain it was too, by the sound of it.

The last couple of times I’d to go to work in the rain, I’d ended up pretty much soaked all through, which needless to say ensured a not-very-comfortable day at work. So this time, I was determined to leave no stone unturned in the quest for dryness in the teeth of the storm.

I rolled up my pants, put on a pair of floaters, put my shoes in my bag, put on my raincoat, and buttoned it right up to my chin. Then I wore my bag against my chest, so as to keep it from getting soaked. And finally I opened my trusty umbrella with a flourish, stepped out from under my building, and dared the rain to do its worst.

My flatmate The Questioner, no doubt encouraged by this display of fortitude, decided to do the same himself. Only his raincoat is an opaque navy blue, as opposed to my translucent green (hey, don’t knock it before you see it, it’s funky!), and he was carrying two bags, one against his chest, and the other on his back, so he ended up looking rather one of those black cat commandos setting off on some covert mission… apart from the fact that he was brandishing an umbrella rather than a rifle. :D Actually, we must both have looked like a couple of soldiers setting off to fight a battle, albeit one that was expected to be a trifle more wet than the average skirmish… :P

The first few steps after leaving the safety of my building were pure jubilation; I was dry, and staying that way! However, after about thirty seconds, a more sobering thought began to sink in; it was raining rather less heavily than I’d thought. No one else in sight was carrying or wearing anything more substantial than an umbrella, and they didn’t seem to be any worse the wear for it. Matter of fact, two girls walked past us, and as we approached each other, I heard what sounded like a very definite giggle. Ah well… I suppose there’s no harm in spreading a little cheer on a rainy gray morning! :P

Alright, so we may have a been a tad over-dressed for what turned out to be not as much of a torrential downpour as we'd thought, but we still ended up much drier after it all than we would have been otherwise... After all, even a light drizzle, if you're out in it long enough (even with an umbrella) , can soak you rather thoroughly. The rest of the story’s fairly uneventful… We had to wait for about fifteen minutes to find an auto, then we got to work. Getting out of the raincoat and floaters and into shoes and a tie immediately after reaching work did make the morning a tad more complicated than usual; but the thrill of discovering a dry, albeit slightly crushed shirt underneath more than made up for it! :-)

But the happy ending was not to be, matter of fact, it may have been happy, but it was no ending. As I write, it’s almost half past seven in the evening, and it’s been raining cats and dogs all day. It seems to have tapered off now, but how bad the scene outside will be when I leave is anyone’s guess…

One thing is for sure, though… This knight shall quail at the rains in Bombay no more; for with my trusty raincoat by my side (or around my front, back and both sides, rather :P), he shall brave downpours, puddles and the odd tidal wave without fear!! :D

Thursday, April 2, 2009

"Do you want love?!"

This one's from the archives of my old blog... I was studying, or trying to, before yesterday's exam, when I suddenly remembered this incident. I'd forgotten all about it, but it's a nice story, so I thought I'd put it up here...

The original post was dated February 13th, 2008.


So there I was, in a busy market, heading towards a book shop. I'd parked rather far away from it, because I wanted to swing by a shoe shop on the other side of the market to check if they'd gotten these black sneakers in my size (they hadn't) . It hadn't been a very happy day, or a very happy week for that matter, so it was a rather ill-disposed lastknight who stalked the sidewalk, inclined to scowl darkly at the milling crowds who seemed to want nothing more than to merrily laze around getting in his way.

I looked up to chart a course around an island in the river of humanity, and spotted a bloke in what seemed to be a beige suit. Closer inspection revealed it to be a pair of beige cargos and a similarly-coloured beige corduroy jacket. I mentally commended the bloke on his outfit and had just passed by, when I heard a voice speak in a distinctly un-Indian accent, "Mujhe bahut bada stationery shop chahiye." Of course, what came out was more like, "Moo-jhay baa-hoot baa-dah stationery shop chaa-hee-yay." I turned around, and spotted a rather fair-skinned oldish bloke trying to communicate with two girls who seemed to be making a considerable effort to keep their faces straight.

I walked up to him, and asked him if I could help. He immediately looked relieved, and transferred his full attention to me. The girls looked rather relieved themselves, and I soon found out why. Up close, the bird grabbed me by the hand, and asked rather intently about the whereabouts of a stationary shop. However, knights being known for their iron nerves, this one held his ground, and further questioning revealed that the bloke had been going around the market for over an hour hunting for a purveyor of quills and such. He kept trying to talk to me in Hindi, though, upon which I had to interject and say that English was fine. :P I directed him to the nearest one, and pointed him in the general direction for good measure. As I walked him back to his rick, I noticed that the driver seemed to have steam coming out of his ears. He demanded money from the bloke, who responded with something like, "Money later! After trip! Not now!" Anyway, so he thanked me fervently, and they set off. Into the sunset and his happy ending, I thought, and smiled to myself. Little did I know that this tale was far from over.

I watched them go down the road - and turn right straight into the wrong lane. I stifled a curse and charged after them. When I got to the spot where they'd stopped, I found that the bloke had dived into a musty bookshop, and was about to follow him, when the rickshaw driver buttonholed me and started ranting about how he'd been driving around the bloke in circles for hours, in the promise of much gold, but had yet to get so much as a whiff of it. In the meantime, the bloke emerged from the shop, with an owner who looked like he'd seen too many winters, and a boy who certainly hadn't seen enough. The owner told the boy to accompany the bloke to a stationery shop, which I dutifully conveyed to him. He was appreciative, and also rather gratified about the fact that I'd followed them to try and correct their course. He was all set to charge off again, when the rickshaw driver announced his refusal to travel any further without being paid. The bloke told me about how he'd planned to give the rick driver a hundred bucks, so I convinced him to give him half then and the other half later. Driver suitably mollified, the bloke and the boy set off again. Oh, and I explained the way to the boy too, for good measure... again. There we go, I thought, that should be it. Only it wasn't.

I walked back to the main road, looked to my right, and saw the rickshaw emerge from a side lane and stop. The boy hopped out, looking bemused, and starting asking passers-by about the whereabouts of the stationery shop. I shook my head, took a deep breath, and charged towards them again. I got there, dismissed the kid, and told the bloke I'd go along with him. He grinned from ear to ear, thanked me a few more times, and we were off. Along the way, I learnt that his name was Ron, he was from New York, and he'd been coming to India every year since the 1980s to a spiritual guru, and then to his son, for a spot of meditation. He needed to find a stationery shop to buy markers, to write name-tags for some function to be held at the ashram he was staying at. He spoke of the peace and serenity he found in meditation, while I marvelled at the bloke's passion. He asked me if I'd ever tried it, to which I replied in the negative with a smile. He said something like, "Ah, but you're young..."

What followed next was the most interesting bit of the conversation, though...

Ron: "I'm so glad you're here. God sent you there to help me find my way!"
Me: "Ah well, just glad I could help..." (shrug and smile)
Ron: "You know, I could from your face that you would help me"
Me: "Really?" (incredulous)
Ron: "Oh, yes. God creates your face according to your karma. You can tell what a person is like by looking at their face. I looked at your face, and I knew you were a kind, intelligent student who would help me find my way..."

Whoa. Deep, what? Capable of being interpreted in a frightfully politically incorrect, maybe even morally incorrect way. But I don't think he was talking about looks in the conventional sense...

So we reached the stationery shop and bought four markers. Walked out in silent triumph. Ron then hit me with the line of the evening.

"Do you want love?"

Alright, so even an iron-nerved knight can falter.

I was in two minds whether to stay or flee, but he kept speaking, about how some people want money, and some want power, but only those who want to find love find true happiness. He wanted me to come to his ashram give meditation and all a shot, which was about when I started breathing again. :D However, by then I'd had enough of the spiritual talk, so I told him I was kinda busy. Anway, so we walked back to the rickshaw. The driver eagerly asked me if we'd found what we were looked for, and when I replied in the affirmative, he seemed to seriously consider the thought of doing cartwheels interspersed with the odd somersault or two. He decided against it though, much to my disappointment.

Ron then dropped me back at the market, and thanked me a few more times on the way (the lastknight's modest smile was experiencing rather heavy use that evening). I disembarked and saw off a rather happy pair - Ron, who'd successfully completed his mission, and a rickshaw driver who'd earned a lot more for a few hours' work than he normally did. Then I finally went to the bookshop, basking in the afterglow of a day's good deed done.

The entire episode had taken about forty minutes from start to finish. But the moment of the evening had occurred just after Ron and the kid set off from the musty bookshop - as the rickshaw drew away, Ron leaned out of the back of the rickshaw, beamed at me, and flashed a V-sign at me.

I swear, I hadn't grinned that broadly in the entire week before this episode.

Hm. Maybe I was meant to be there at that place and time. :)